Don't even ask why I decided to go to this movie. Don't even ask. I'm fucking serious, you ask and I'll fucking kick your head straight off.
I hope there's a sequel called Not Another Walk To Remember.
January 27, 2002
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January 02, 2002
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The real question is, how could we not like this movie?
Alright, listen, you sub-literate americans: The movie and book are called Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone, not Harry Potter and the Sorceror's Stone. Get it right.
Try to guess which one of us read the book before going.
(You're a wizard, 'Arry.)
November 16, 2001
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November 07, 2001
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Special guest appearance by the harsh winds of Canada. Christ, they're fucking cold. I mean, fuck.
With Big Trouble pushed back and Keith and Brad a week late to catch O, the power of the Iron Monkey was all that was left to drag us to the theatre. Keith manages to describe it as "pretty cool" seven dozen times.