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That was pretty cool. Wasn't as cool as Crouching Tiger, but it was still pretty cool.
Yeah, Crouching Tiger was definitely one of the few and far between.
There was nothing about that that really made it stand out over, like, all the other movies like that, but it was still pretty cool.
Yeah.
You know, I could swallow the "Poison Buddha Palm", but when he did the "Reaching Sleeve"-
Yeah, that was a little gay.
Alright, whatever.
I think that's the one, pretty much the thing that made Crouching Tiger better than most of the other movies is they always have that dorky shit in those movies, the really stupid facial expressions or the bad jokes, and you know.
Where Crouching Tiger was all serious, dealt with serious emotions and stuff.
The triple, when she threw the three steel balls-
Oh, and one goes through the sword...
And then it just shows her: "AUGH!"
That was just brutal.
You know what I was thinking man? She ain't pretty no more.
That was pretty funny, "I know you're ugly, but I doubt you're a virgin!"

Chris and Keith attempt to explain a joke that happened in the lobby before the movie started

Man, I'll always love you, but like, fuck, don't mention that-
Yeah, so instead of me writing it up on the thing, we'll just explain:

Alright, so, we were walking in the theatre and they played the preview for the new movie with the N Sync guys, I don't remember what it's called but it's got Lance and Joey in it...

On the Line, man!
On the Line. And I was saying, "Dude, that doesn't look that bad!"
"Fuck man, don't say that out loud! Like fuck, we're in the movie theatres man, people are looking at you!"
You were just so serious about it, it's like, "Keith, now it's cool if you say that around my house, but like we're in public here!"

In the car

So yeah I guess overall I wouldn't really say Mark missed much, but it was still pretty cool.
Was still alright, it wasn't great but it was definitely worth watching.
Yeah. Yahsip, asiuhdoi, It'll Be Good
Again! Badabing, badaboom!
It'll be good to have another review- Oh fuck man, I was reading about DDP (wrestler Diamond Dallas Page) and those teeth, supposedly they're new, it cost him 35 grand, 'cause his teeth were so fucked they had to surgically remove his gums from his teeth and like repair them, and re-attach them. Like, he had like the worst Gingivitis-type like gum disease ever. So that's fucked.
Well that definitely explains the perfect teeth.
Fucking good-ass teeth, though!
Yeah, I know. They better be, I mean fuck!
35 grand for some teeth, they better be pretty sweet.
Yeah, like he was explaining that on his webpage and he was like, "But that's not a bad thing, that's a good thing!"

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