Keith pissing. Give him a break, the movie's 2 and a half hours long
Oh, yeah...
outside the theatre
"You're a wizard, 'Arry!"
You're a wizard, Chris!
You're a wizard, Mark!
No I'm not!
Around the table, for christ's sakes...
Tell me I'm a wizard. Tell me I'm a wizard.
No. I'm not gonna tell ya-
You're a flamer.
What? What am I supposed to tell you?
Tell me I'm a wizard.
You're a wizard, Keith!
You're a wizard, Bradley!
Really?
Yeah. Everyone's a wizard now.
Great, great.
You got that right.
See ya tomorrow.
Alright. Let's give it a little blast of the... onion weasel.
Fucking long as hell, I had to piss like crazy at the end.
See, my bladder's stronger than thy.
Two hours I coulda handled, two and a half was a bit too much.
Actually, I didn't mind that, how long that movie was-
Yeah, and the thing is they still had to cut some shit, like those two brothers, Fred and George, they were like fucking anarchists in the book, they were fucking up the school.
Yeah, when I saw those guys, I was pretty sure that in like the first edition of the book, they sold their souls for rock and roll. Seriously, they signed it right then.
Yeah, but I really missed them 'cause they were like the comedy relief in the books.
later
I gotta admit this, when I, when a guy like, at my school, fucking, what was it, he was, the guy who helped me out, whazzit... Mark...
Spit it out there, wizard! You're a wizard, Chris!
Uh, this has gone too far...
But anyway... what was that cool basically game they were playing?
Quidditch?
Quidditch.
The funny thing, in Quidditch they didn't use the Bludgers at all, those things is the book fucking smashing people in the face, knocking them off, breaking bones...
When the guy's got the ball under his arms, sees the chick coming just... BAM! Just kicks her right out. "Yeah, that's what you get for fuckin' with me!"
Draco, that guy's awesome, man...
I know, he... "Who the fack are you, Harry Potter?"
Shotgun, Harry!
I believe Christopher already called it!
Fuck! He's not a wizard, fuck that guy. Fucking mudblood fucker.
That movie woulda been so much more fucking awesome if there was a slap every five minutes. I mean, there were so many scenes that were-
"Harry, be cool!" (slap)
Every scene, and like whenever the teacher walked out of the room, he shoulda slapped one of the kids. They should have had cruel punishment there all the time.
Man, you know what my problem would have been, going to wizard school? Not deciding which animal, I'd be hard pressed deciding either snake, or...
Toad or die, is all I have to say.
Yeah, but your animal has to deliver your mail, that's why everyone uses owls.
Toad. Or. Die.
Man, fucking, the best line in the whole movie though was from that janitor or whatever is like, "I wish they used the old punishments. Oh god I miss the screams..."
Oh god, he's so sick...
later still
Man, that, ah, Attack of the Clones preview, and the glaven and the shwing, shwing...
The first like 15 seconds, 15-20 I was like "Man, this looks cool!" and then it's all like "I love you!" "No, I love you!"
The saving grace, fucking Fett. Flying around, going to work! "You can't fuck with me, I'm a Fett!"
You wanna fucking fuck me, I'll fuck you! This is your ass!
And I'm in it!
My man Sexy fuck you up in a minute!
With an ax-
extensive GWAR quoting skipped
And fuck, what was the other preview that looked half decent?
Oh, that was that, that would be, um... uh... fuck! What's that movie called?
Johnny Neutron?
Johnny Neutron, you're a wizard!
You're a wizard, Johnny!
Man, remember at the start when we had that "Obi-Wan and the Broken Condom"? And fucking "Johnny Neutron and the Broken Condom."
I don't even remember the other guy's name...
Why did you laugh when Star Wars just ended, I thought you were getting shits and giggles, decided to laugh for no reason...
I was about to make a "broken condom" joke.
"Harry Potter... and the Broken Condom."
time jump
Where's that wizard who kills people and takes their faces?
I'm right here, chief!
again
Man, they pulled off that cloak really well, that looked cool.
Yeah, it did.
I kinda was hoping it'd do more Predator style...
What's he gonna do, run around killing people?
Oh man, there's this part in the book, they use that cloak to put his, where Harry put his dick in Draco's mouth and took a picture.
We called each other "wizards" at least twenty more times and I swear it was hilarious, we laughed until we felt sick, but the tape ran out. Call somebody a wizard five or six times and you'll see what I mean.
