Starring:

Matt!

Keith!

Mark!

Chris!

Jay!

Yeah, in a lot of ways that was cooler the second time.

That was good. Yeah, I liked it.

To me it was really short 'cause I fell asleep when, uh...

You fell asleep in that?

You fell asleep in that?

Oh yeah! You didn't notice, man?

No!

Oh, I fell asleep...

I noticed you weren't as witty as usual.

Yeah.

I fell asleep-

I didn't hear a single word out of anybody during the whole movie.

Except you, you dumb shit.

Yeah, fuck you.

"Oh yeah! Oh! Oh..."

See, you're a little talkative during movies...

I'm sorry...

Yeah, I fell asleep just after the train part where Logan got pushed back and stuff, and I woke up when Mystique was dead.

You missed that whole part?

I was kinda thinking, though, they should, they should just get rid of Storm, her power's too vague, I mean, how can you change weather patterns, that's... just like that.

Man, she sucks. She didn't do a whole lot.

She's too – and she's got Superman syndrome. She's too powerful.

Exactly.

She's got nice tits though.

...she is fucking hot. What the fuck was Dan talking about, "Jean Grey's too fat"? Fuck that, man, I would be all over that slut.

What, he was saying that?

She's pretty fucking nice.

He can't watch movies with us anymore.

It's been decided.

I mean, jesus christ, man...

He's a disgrace, not to latch on to such...

That was that hot slut from fucking GoldenEye.

Right, yeah!

Oh yeah...

That kid just walked into that door...

Mm hmm.

Probably.

{We start laughing and Matt quiets us before the poor kid hears us.}

Yeah, but uh, somebody I read somewhere too someone was saying that that blue chick, y'know, "I just couldn't find her attractive, she was blue", I was like oh man, I'd hit that blue ass – I would hit that blue ass all night!

She was pretty hot.

Man, she was naked, when she had all that make-up on.

Did you see the little jiggles here and there?

Oh yeah! That's real.

Blueberry jello.

And blue's my favorite color!

The hair looked kinda fucked up, though.

She definitely didn't look, like... great, but I mean, you knew what was under there.

But man, that movie was so queer 'cause Mystique is like fucking Rogue's mother in the comic, fuck!

What?

Yeah, oh yeah, she is.

Wolverine didn't know who Sabertooth was, I don't think so!

And he's supposed to be all short, he was fucking tall as hell, that movie sucked! He only said "bub" once, in the comic he's saying that shit all the time, motherfucker.

"Bub"?

Yeah, he says that all the time, y'know–

'Cause he's canadian, so he says "bub".

He doesn't say "eh" like us? Man, sweet, hockey game tonight.

But I thought that was weak at the end when uh, fucking, Wolverine, y'know claws onto the statue and like goes–

Swings around...

He would just kinda went: "Yaah!" (Sound of Wolverine flying into the ocean)

I mean, he woulda sliced right through it, but...

"You should wear a seat belt." Blam!

"Don't tell me how to fucking drive, bitch!"

That part was the best!

{Walking through parking lot}

You shoulda seen, when Matt called me up to go the movie, without even saying, like, you know, "Hey, we're gonna go to the movie", and like after he says, "Hey Mark, wanna go down by the river and work on our Railgun?" I'm like, "Yeah, okya..."

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