Starring:

Keith!

Mark!

Peck!

Chris!

Goddamn, goddamn!

Man, I can't believe how fucking long that was!

I'm tapping out! Boys oh boys...

Definitely the scene between the father and daughter could have been done without.

Basically there was when she dropped her towel after the shower and the slow motion running, I'm all for those, but the rest of that movie can go to hell.

That movie was a piece of shit...

The game sucked ass and the movie ass sucked.

It wasn't like an awful movie, but it was just completely average and way too long.

Yeah I know, and the plot was just blah blah blah, you can change time, that's almost cool.

I remember too, about an hour in I was like "You know, this movie wasn't as bad as I expected," but then another hour after that I was like "This movie can go to hell."

The coming out of the water... You've gotta respect that, but...

They totally jewed us out there.

I mean, there were a lot of possibilities for, uh, bountiful bosoms, m'lady, but they didn't... they pussied out on the free shit to drink.

Definitely! I dunno, I just have something against all these characters that are like James Bond who are just perfect and are super rich and are awesome at everything and that can do anything-

You always hate characters that are good at everything!

It's gay though, it's so unbelievable! It's retarded, I can't fucking stand it... That's what made Josie a good movie!

What I didn't get is, okay, people are getting like chopped to death with swords - there's no blood, you don't see anything. Guy gets like four in him and he falls over-

If you got stabbed by a sword, there'd be one or two minutes of you just going jesus fuck! asgsrhdfsgd!

Those guys totally needed to learn from the Charlie's Angels writers. That's the difference between a good movie with tits and guns and a bad movie with tits and guns.

I dunno man, as a die hard Tomb Raider fan I've gotta say I was fine with that movie but it definitely needed some work.

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