Traffic – Rough Transcript

Starring:

Keith!
Keith!
Mark!
Mark!
Matt!
Matt!


Keith!
Man, every time I saw that, you know the bald guy who was in Hot Shot part two: "The Drug War! It's fantastic!"

Mark!
Basically I've come to the conclusion that I either want to grow up to be a drug czar or a crack head.

Keith!
Absolutely, those are the two tops.

Mark!
Man, Seth was my favorite character.

Keith!
I dunno, he was a fucking little dickhead weiner though...

Mark!
He was awesome!

Keith!
Yeah, so it wasn't a bad movie but it was certainly too long.

Matt!
Yeah. I liked it, but it was fucking way too long.

Keith!
Seems to be a trend these days, movies keep getting longer and longer...

Yeah, but I'm sure they coulda shaved a half hour off that easy.

Matt!
Oh yeah, no problem.

Keith!
"Man, you think white folks would still be going to Law School?" Thinking he was laying down the law.

Mark!
Man... I dunno, I thought that guy was awesome.

Matt!
You know what that guy's name is?

Mark!
I don't remember.

Matt!
Topher.

Keith!
Yeah, Topher Grace.

Mark!
Yeah, I knew it was something weird.

Matt!
(Matt mumbles obsenities regarding Topher's name)

Keith!
You hear that, Topher? You hearing that shit?

Matt!
Fuck you, you fucking cunt!

Mark!
Hey you guys, shut up, I kinda like Topher! You're da shit, man...

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