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The In Crowd – Rough Transcript
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Man... that really SUCKED!
Piece of fucking... piece of fucking shit!
I don't know about you guys, but I'm screaming sequel!
Hey Keith... I don't know about you, but the movie sure did turn shitty dere at de end!
I was gonna say that!
Matt 'n I would be sitting sitting there, Matt'd look at his watch, I'd look at mine, I'm like fuck!
I was like, banging my head against my chair like, "Just, just stop!"
I just look over and you're just laughing. Yup, you got it right.
The funniest thing that happened throughout that whole movie was Mark turning to me and saying... he goes, fucking, "Look mom, Rod is stupid and I'm with him!"
That doesn't make any sense.
It didn't pertain to the movie in any way.
And that guy got the blow at the very end for his troubles.
Yeah, that's the thing, like when they were in, the two lesbians were in the boat I was like, c'mon, at least–
Please, please Allah!
When the chick was showing the tits and stuff I was like, oh yeah, finally the flood gates are open. No more tits.
All it is is like a silouette...
I mean, a silouette of shadowy tits, that's just not good enough.
Yeah, I know...
What the fuck was that?
Man that doctor, he was way too uptight. "No, no stop, oh, oh yeah..."
"I know you don't want this Britney, but I sure fucking do."
Yeah!
Oh... you don't want to see this movie, don't go see it, I command you: Don't fucking see it!
I don't know. Man, there's tons of like beautiful people... but...
Tits, but no bush.
That's the thing, at first–
And talk about a fucking tease, man...
The fine art of cutting, you know, there's a way to use it and there's a way not to.
And, yeah, I mean that movie every chick should have got naked like at least 90% of the movie.
What a piece of crap, man...
At least, at least...
I mean, the movie wasn't entirely unsensible or anything like that.
Yeah. It actually had a plot.
Everything made sense but it was...
It actually had some cool stuff, like you notice when they, she shot that golf ball over there, and they're like... "Nah, let's just drop it, let's drop it" and they–
And we knew from then where the body was! That was the worst bit!
That wasn't cool, man, that was weak.
The whole problem with it is like, who cares? She wasn't that evil, killed a few people...
And she was like, ah, checking the two shoes and going "Oh yeah, same size..."
Yeah I know, it's like, I said to Matt, putting the shoes together:
(scrutinizing imaginary pair of shoes)
"...now what does this mean..?"
"Oh my god, their shoes are the same size!"
"Who fucking cares? Let me out of this living hell!"
"Wait, these shoes aren't the same color..."
"...I can't decide without the pictures..."
What was that, like two hours? I've gotta check how long that movie was.
Five after eleven it is right now... around eleven... little bit, an hour and forty five.
So that's it boys, let's forget watching movies, shut down the site, no more of this! I can't take much more of this!
(gesturing to two girls behind us)
Let's ask those chicks what they thought of it.
No, let's not.
This is why we don't bring you to these things, Brad.
I know, I know...
Burn!
(puts out imaginary cigarette on imaginary ho's ass)
Very good...
Multiple burns on that one!
Like a cigar on that one...
{Change of venue: Matt's car (/w all)}
Like, man when she's walking around in that tennis uniform you've gotta admit: she's got prospects.
The only good tit scene was the one with the see-though bra.
And the one before that where the guy comes in and she's all wearing the see-through shirt and shit. She's all wet! To quote Lars: In a movie that shitty, you'd expect some fucking tit! Or at least more than that.
That girl was a total lesbian, man.
And that golf guy...
There were a lot of lesbians in that movie.
And I mean, come on! They start making out on the boat, you get like three seconds in and off she goes?
I think she should have at least had the decency to fuck her, and then throw her in.
Oh yeah, at least.
There wasn't even any groping
She would have had no energy.
{Change of venue: Keith's Room (a.k.a. "The Studio", w/ all but Jay)}
We missed The Tick, and the Family Guy for that movie.
What the fuck!?
...fucked up, man... that's not right at all...
Garrrbage.
My life...
Is so perfect...
Except for that shitty movie we just watched.
Good one, Chet!
{End}
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