Starring:

Keith!

Chris!

Mark!

Matt!

So, I don't think that was as good as Lock, Stock-

Really?

-but it was still pretty nice.

I dunno man, I thought it was pretty fucking nice.

You know what I think that show reminded me of, man? Like when you see a tape of a bunch of episodes from a show, like, you could totally see that movie being a show. And just seeing those characters do shit.

The whole last half hour was really awesome, way better than the ending of the other movie {Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels}, but other than that it was a little slow in parts, and you know.

Man, just "That's it! I'm coming to London! Shut up you big bald fuck!"

And he keeps shooting that Russian guy: "Fuck you!"

And the last one just- {takes aim}

Man, you know what that movie reminded me of, that line continuously, the first one: "Get the rifle."

"We're being fucked."

And just man, fucking Brad Pitt should win an award for that fucked up talk.

...when the dog jumped up on him: "Erh, fucker."

At least we finally know what he said: "Fight's twice the size." That's what he kept saying on that ad.

Yeah but man, fucking there's some newfie folk I know that talk exactly like that, I swear to god they sound exactly the same.

They've got what, silvertongues or something?

No, they're fucking newfies!

They don't even have an excuse!

I dunno, I actually thought the boxing in that was kinda cool.

Yeah, it was pretty nice. Especially that last fight. I wonder if that's got a soundtrack? It had some nice fucking tunes.

Except for the Madonna one.

Yeah, well, you know.

Well, man, fucking Guy, fucking Guy Ritchie...

He had to do it.

He fucking probably wouldn't get any fucking pussy if he didn't put the song in.

Was that fucking Spud in that?

Yeah!

Who's, what Spud?

From fucking...

Trainspotting. I noticed his name at the beginning. Ewan Bremner.

The guy who got his head in the window.

I thought that guy was familiar.

Hey there catboy. It was too bad that guy with the four fingers wasn't in it more, he was kinda cool. Just: Vegas!

Just showing him gambling: "Yeah!"

That guy too, for an old man with big thick glasses, he was a hardcore bad guy.

With his big gritty teeth and...

So yeah, we gotta learn gypsy talk, we can talk to each other like that, no one'll know what's going on.

You can still, like, you can make it out.

...sometimes, though, but sometimes when he like...

Yeah, but the vast majority of it you could-

Like those kids just picking at the car...

"Well you're a tight cunt, aren't ya?"

"What are you waiting for?"

"The five quid you're gonna pay me."

"Fuck you! I'll give you one quid."

"Well you're a tight cunt, aren't ya?"

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