Starring:

Lars!

Matt!

Keith!

Chris!

Mark!

If I ain't gonna be part of the greatest...

Gotta be the greatest myself!

"Man, my life is fucked!"
I dunno, I didn't really enjoy it that much the 2nd time around–

Yeah, it didn't hold up–

–it was definitely a first–

I found it was on of those movies where...

I actually enjoyed it almost as much the 2nd time.

Oh yeah?

Not I. I was just like, "I remember this movie. Pretty good."

And you can totally see Samuel Jackson like, making it the way he wanted.
"No, y'see, he would kill those two crooked cops, he wouldn't just leave 'em!"

"Tiga' Woo', I like him..."

"I'm Peoples, I'm not your enemy!"
That guy was fucked, actually he's definitely my favorite character. Peoples is the man.

How he's just stabbing himself...

I found most of the gunfights and shit were a little hokey, but that whole movie's kinda–

Man, those guys sucked! Those, like, guards...

That movie's all about style, though.

And the music is so cool. Just... y'know, it was just good.

Soundtrack: A+

Especially when he's like stabbing himself and shit...

"You best kill me too!"

It's like, what the fuck's up with that?

Man, and the best though, like the first time you see that movie and he's talking to him in the jail you don't know what he's saying...

Yeah man, I–

"You one intressing mother fuck..."

It's like, what? Flipmode is the greatest?

Gotta be the greatest myself.

Man, that guy has a great face, Busta Rhymes. He has this big, fatass grin...

"Ooh! This is for me! Ooh..."

"Yo this is my shit?"

Those like drug-dealing, like... I dunno, those hoodlums. They were shitty in the fucking gun fights.
"Alright, I'm gonna shoot, I'm gonna stand right here so Shaft can blow my ass away."

I wonder what kinda cereal Shaft eats?

Probably Count Chocula.

Like Whoopass, or something like that?

No, Harsh cereal.

Some Mr.T cereal from the 80's, he's got boxes and boxes...

You're right!

Man, you know what I was thinking, what Shaft should have said at least once. Just:
"English, motherfucker! Do you speak it?"

Ah, that's the major complaint! Matt and I were talking about it at the beginning.

What, no titty?

Yeah! The like most like fucking nudity there is in that entire movie is at the beginning. It's like a James Bond fucking nudity at the intro, that's no good.

And while those chicks were working in Peoples' lab they wouldn't be wearing the goddamn bra and panties.

They'd be wearing nothing.

Exactly!

So what the fuck was that?

'Cause he's Peoples, I mean, he should have some like, fucking... bitches! What's going on?

And that's just how the whole drug-lab thing works.

Like in New Jack City. In New Jack City they were all fucking naked when they were in the...

Damn right.

–the old cocaine. The intense heat of crack-cocaine! My corncob pipe.

Ba-rum-bum! WakachikaWakachikaWakachika...

{Waiting in Lars' car while Lars buys cigarettes for Matt (who forgot his ID)}

Man, that Lars guy, he's starting to piss me off...

Blue-haired fuck!

...he's one intressing mothafuck...

Peoples man, you can't hurt me. Me Peoples.

{Lars returns}

MY NAEM SI JEFF K!!!!!!

Man, you see the cretin that was in there?

WELLCOEM TOO MY HOEMAPEG!!!!

HELO FAGOTS!!1

That guy was fucking Jeff K man, I'm serious!

THES SI ME.

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