Starring:

Matt!

Keith!

Mark!

Chris!

Jay!

Man, those black guys were the best.
"Yo, motherfucker!"

...and we see that gratuitous vulgarity is hilarious.

Man, the best is the first when he's doing that math problem:
"What the fuck is this motherfucking..."

"Fucking... motherfucking physics, where the motherfucking electron go?"

"Yo man, I bet we can stick a chicken egg up this guy's ass!"

And the two guys come to the door:
"What's up motherfuckers?"

Those guys stole the fucking movie.

But man, what was up with that fat bitch behind us?

I know! Man, Jay and I were right in front...

She just cracked so hard...

That was it, that's the single funniest thing she'd ever seen in her whole fucking life. A dog taking a shit.

No one else laughed about the dog taking a shit.

I know, and she wouldn't stop! And then you hear one of those,
"Oh, lordy... Bwahahaha!"

I just looked over at you guys, I just was like, "What the fuck!?"

I just look at Mark and I go, "Man... it wasn't very funny."

...just lean over, "Man, tell that motherfucking bitch to shut up!"

And man at the first when that kid was eating that food,
"How do you eat that shit all the time?"
"I dunno, just lucky I guess."
The next scene he's just huge...

That's what it totally should have been though, just the fucking three foul-mouthed motherfuckers...

The best though, Matt was right though, they open the door:
"Hey, captain!"
"What's up, motherfucker?"

Yeah, that movie... was kinda shaky, but...

It was really shaky...

If it wasn't for the fat kids; those guys...

Well, the one fat kid, but man, those black guys...

Jim Carrey hardly did anything I'd laugh at.

"How big is a fucking egg, brother?"

"That's uh, (mumble) centimeters..."
"What's that in fucking inches?"

"Fuck, man! I bet we can get that fucking egg up that white boy's ass!"

"Man, look at this motherfucker, all tight and shit!"

Ah, fuck... yeah, the swearing, man...

Definitely–

"My dad ain't motherfucking killing no fucking shit!"

There really hasn't been enough fucking gratuitous swearing in movies lately...

That is proof that swearing is fucking always funny, it never gets old. No matter how much you swear.

The best is the black kids, though...

That was the best device of the whole movie: Little black midget fucks his wife, and then he has these foul mouthed fucking black kids.

Motherfucker!

And they're the happiest family in the world.

"Yeah, see you later, daddy!"
"I love you, daddy!"

And, fucking, "And remember what I told you: No bitches after eleven o'clock!"

"Yeah, daddy, no problem..."
Fuck...

They could have taken all that schizophrenic, all that love bullshit, and just left in those guys...

But man–

Those kids were as black as night!

We gotta swear more...

Mothafucka.

I swear as much as I possibly can...

See, we've gotta learn from those guys; regardless of the situation.

The best was when... remember their dad? Like...
"Look boys, y'know we've got some bad news, your dad–"
"What the fuck, motherfucka?"
Like, serious situation!

Man, doing that math problem, that was like, pure gold...

"Man, what the fuck is this?"

"What the fuck am I gonna do with this fucking electron?"

"Man, move that motherfucker over there!"

"What the fuck!?"

I think we should get out of here before we get arrested for...

Profanity?

...for lewd behaviour.

And so forth.

Alright, let's go.

{Mark, Chris and Keith sing a little inpromptu "You're Pretty When I'm Drunk" as everybody walks across the parking lot.}

{Change of venue: Matt's car}

I think that was good man, I think the best motherfucking line was...

{Everybody starts laughing – I'm telling you, swearing is always funny, motherfucker.}

...but anyway, when they were in that helicopter, and they dropped on 'em, and the guy's just yelling on the mic:
"Pick it up, motherfucker!"

The best part, though, was that fucking dog shit on the lawn, man, fuck, I was laughing for like 5 fucking minutes. Y'know, if we were more like Hank, one of us would have stood up and go:
"What the fuck is so funny, fatty? What the fuck!?"

What the fuck was that when he was sucking on that chick's tit?

I dunno, that was kind of cool, though, man...

Yeah, but I mean like, that's not even a joke! That's like: He's gonna go suck on that chick's tit!

And he has the milk moustache, man...

That was fucked up.

{Later in Matt's car}

"Yeah, so I see the odd movie."

"Yeah, I go to the odd movie."

"I liked it so much that I saw it twice."

{End}

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