Freddy Got Fingered – Rough Transcript

Starring:

Keith!
Keith!
Matt!
Matt!


Keith!
I don't even know what to say about that movie, I mean... you can't sum that up. It was fucked.

Matt!
Just fucking... going to work on her with the fucking cane...

Keith!
The one part though I just can't believe that actually got past the fucking censors and shit is the swinging the baby around.

Yeah, I should have known better than to doubt Tom.

{in the car}

Keith!
Shit, I mean, that was good man, fucking Mark is gonna love that movie when he sees it.

Matt!
...just the fucking baby on the end of the...

Keith!
I thought it was dead at first, too-

Matt!
So did I! "It's sleeping", so it's like, oh no...

You know it's good when your fucking cheek muscles are sore from laughter.

Keith!
And, I mean... I'm not usually prone to in the theatre just going What the fuck!? But, I mean, you just can't help it. Jesus fucking christ... And even just little stuff y'know, just driving to fucking Hollywood-

Matt!
Yeah! "OOOOOOOOOH!" So excited! "What are you doing?"

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