Starring:

Keith!

Chris!

Mark!

Matt!

So, I'd say that movie had many a problem, but some good lines.

The plot was a piece of shit! Jesus!

Yeah, but I mean who cares?

By ten minutes in I was like "This is the worst movie I ever saw." But it kinda picked up, though.

I thought it was fucking awesome. I mean, you obviously don't even consider the plot whatsoever...

No, obviously not.

And, uh... man, when he was eating that donut... all over his face.

They've been looking for the car for the whole movie, the guy gives them a donut and they just... "Nah, we're cool."

{In the car}

Overall, still a good slut.

Definitely.

"We have escaped from the Space Sluts."

Those guys were sorta funny in a weird way.

But I mean that's one of those movies if I was making that, I would have added breasts so much that there woulda been just breasts everywhere.

It's kinda cool though when he was grabbing that chick's tit at the first.

You didn't expect that to happen.

That blind kid! "I have to be alone now."

That was awesome!

That's just how blind people shake.

It wasn't the big gags that were funny, it's the little shit.

Exactly.

{Convoy Interlude}

"I want to go on that ride, daddy..."

"So do I, son!"

I fucking... right when that part happened I looked down the row and there was like a 10 year old girl.

It had too many parts where I was just going "That sucks, that was not funny". If it didn't have so many of those I would have been way more down with it.

But with that movie fucking I could... the little crappy parts didn't bug me for some reason. Like it was just "Ah, that wasn't very funny." But the thing when it said "chinese food" and the whole theatre went...

I know! What a fucking, man, people are dumb asses!

You brainless shits!

I hate people!

But we love gatherings!

Isn't it ironic?

This is why I don't talk to people.

Yeah there is definitely something wrong though, how the funniest parts we're laughing our asses off and other people just aren't laughing...

The rest of the theatre's like... (cough)

Oh no, Chris. What do we do? Just let go...

Fine, I don't care anything about my life!

Fuck you, fuck Marla!

Fuck Fight Club! I am sick!

Keith! What do you want to do before you die?

Paint a self portrait!

Build a house!

Man, they should have called that "Dude, Where's My Car 2000".

Yeah! Totally!

{At home talking to Dan}

So how was the movie?

Ya it was okay.

Y'know... not bad...

They think it was okay, I thought it was fucking hilarious.

I thought the good parts were fucking awesome.

It had a good hardy-har.

I don't regret watching it, but I wouldn't watch it again.

"What does mine say? Sweet!"

Yeah, that was funny the first 2000 times.

I didn't think they were gonna say "Sweet".

{End}

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