Starring:

Matt!

Chris!

Mark!

Keith!

So! Pretty bad call on that one, huh?

Eh, I dunno, man, it was pretty good... blinded by tits...

That was seriously the dumbest movie I've ever seen.

Oh yeah, it was dumb man, but it was nice!

I feel dirty.

What? I kinda liked it...

I mean... whoa, you know? Like... it was just, it was so stupid it was just unbelievable.

Definitely you could see everything coming like with the boyfriend going to the bar and stuff, but still man, it was "good".

This chick sitting behind me was signing along to "Can't Fight the Moonlight".

I know, there was a couple of them, I was like "What the fuck is going on here?"

Was that on the radio?

Yeah, what's up with that?

It's actually a LeAnne Rimes song, I guess...

Ah, I see. And what's with, the dreams came true, someone else is singing the shit? Fuck that shit, son!

That's what she dreamed for.

Yeah... nice dreams, fuck...

Man, can you believe how packed that movie was?

Yeah! There was people everywhere, what the fuck?

Who the hell's this asshole?

These motherfuckers couldn't fight the moonlight! No doubt about it, Gladiator would have been a far better film.

Far better film, but I dunno man, Coyote Ugly was good in a weird way.

That whole water scene...

I was saying to Keith, either that water should have been a lot colder, or it shoulda been milk.

Yeah... he leans over, "Man, that water's not nearly cold enough."

Man, you know what they could have improved that movie? "Push Her In The Bush".

What would you do?

I would push her in the bush!

I would push her in the push her in the bush...

Man. My heart... was suspicious.

And what was up with that where she was doing the songs and then notices–

And then she sees

The Power of Hip-Hop

through the window, just, what the fuck?

Bladow!

The guy should have looked up, "Yo, don't steal my moves, bitch!" Start shooting at her.

Fuck.

Man.

That movie was the Squidaud!

That movie hit me with an immeasurable

BLAST!

Bladow!

Man, you know what, they're kinda like us. You know. Struggling artists.

Yeah, yeah.

'Cept for the tits.

We wouldn't be struggling no more, if we had those.

Man, the blonde chick, not the main one but the other one...

Oh yeah... that was the shit.

...eh, squidaud... I dunno man, that–

I am totally gonna miss this theatre, man. It's weird 'cause it's the shitty movies that get the good reviews. You're just like, "Whoah!"

I never walk out of a movie, but boowoah... Man, we definitely have a stain of where we stand here, look at all the spit. Look, you've probably spit like... there you go!

That a boy!

Sorry, I do my spitting in the theatre.

Like a real man.

Yeah.

Cut it out, Larry.

H2OH! Oh yeah!

Here's a mug you don't wanna chug!

See, that's a guy shoulda been working a bar.

I'm gonna Duff you up!

He shoulda been a bouncer.

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