Anyway, I was just saying on the way out, was uh, "That movie robbed me of my manhood!" "That's petty theft!"
"Don't go there!"
I was saying man, there's no way I would go pay to see them shoot a rooster out of a cannon. And Mark goes, "I'd go if his name was Col. Redcock." I musta laughed for a solid minute about that.
That big flying thing at the end just, I dunno, I thought some duck hunter should have shot it out of the sky.
That movie should have been shot out of the sky...
If they were that smart they could have killed the two people and just left!
Good thing it was short, though.
Man, that bitch is, uh–
Not nearly short enough!
Short and shitty.
Old Mel...
It's hell being Mel.
It's hell being Mel.
Man, what a piece of shit...
We should have brought eggs to throw at the screen... That would have been wholly appropriate!
And they weren't really running, though... D'you see any running going on?
There was little running in that movie!
We should get our money back. Our three bucks back.
...the Amazing Adventures of Col. Redcock!
Man, I've gotta get a chicken and name him that.
Oh, fuck...
"It's... the Colonel!"
They did say "cock" several times. You gotta give 'em credit for that.
They should call it "Cock Run".
Cock of the walk... those chickens are cock of nothing!
It's like: I've got cock! Actually, I don't know why I didn't say rooster, but I did.
Col. Redcock, that's what I'll remember about Chicken Run. And I will remember it.
Man, you know what Col. Redcock is? Col. Redcock is the bee's knees!
That poster for that new Flintstones movie...
Ugh.
Well I dunno, I kinda liked it...
That movie fucking sucked! What a piece of fucking shit!
That movie was made by a bunch of fat, fat, fatty fat, fat, fat fucks!
You know what I would have said when he was holding that chicken, and that girl was talking to him? "Hey, do I ever come to where you work and slap the cock out of your hand?"
No shit!
Chicken Hutch is especially designed for chickens, and holds up to twelve chickens!
"Hey, where'd all the chickens go?"
"In the Chicken Hutch!"
No shit!
"I dunno, this cocksucker told me to come down and watch this movie, I dunno..."
"Ah, just watch the fucking movie."
"Hey, fuck you, asshole!"
"ASS!"
Man...
Goddamnit!
Oh, shit...
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