DAVE R!	DAN!	CHRIS!	DOWNLOAD THE MP3!	KEITH!	MATT!	JAY!

	meeting with Chris in the lobby

So, for the faggot's perspective, what did you think-

	laughter at Chris's expense

I am shocked and appalled.

	walking outside, we bump into Jay and Dave R

Shoulda stuck to the fucking book, man...

I dunno, I thought it was nice, I was quite impressed.

It's too fucking, I dunno... If you read the book and then you watched that-

I thought you said the book sucked.

It did suck, but it was better than that piece of shit!

Oh, it was good, faggot.

	outside

But every time he'd get out of the time machine, I knew that he had the old clutch there, I saw that he could take it out, why, why wouldn't you take that with you so no one would fuck with your ship?

DAVE R

And he left it in operating order, leave it there, just wander away for a little while...

"Please don't fuck with this, it alters time."

Comes back, it's gone, "Fuck!"

In the 1800's, and 1900's they've got the nice mahogany finish, in Back to the Future they've got The Delorean, 80's style!

McFly!

	later

Now, if he could read his mind enough to know, "Well, you built a time machine, you've come this far in the future, blah blahblah and you're wondering why humanity is evolved like this," he woulda been able to read "Oh, this fucker's gonna reach out of the time machine and grab me and start throttling me."

That'd be awesome, when he just hands him the watch: "Oh, by the way, the whole part of you yanking me in, that's not gonna happen."

"See, I knew you were gonna do that, so this is actually an illusion, I'm over there."

That woulda been awesome when he just kinda got up and saw those ogres going around: "A planet where apes evolved from men?"

Notice the one area where he built the time machine was always at the same level, nobody built anything there...

That'd be pretty fucked though, he's going through rock, "Well, can't stop yet!"

"Couple more hundred thousand years! There we go!"

I guess... gravity must be the only thing, just open it up, dead of space. "Gotta... gotta work that out..."

The miracle acrylic bubble makes it possible!

	tangent time

In the Bedroom, don't go. Me and Chris were stupid enough to go, 'cause it got an ac- oscar nomination, whatever, fucking piece of shit. Uh, so bad...

JAY	Queen of the Damned wasn't that great either. I seen that.

Spidey's May 3rd.

I don't like the look of the old Green Goblin.

See, I maintain the Green Goblin was always gay and this guy's (Chris) trying to tell me the Green Goblin's cool... pumpkin bombing the hell out of the place.

JAY	That's the insanity of it.

I always liked Electro, myself.

Mysterio.

Mysterio.

Mysterio.

Mysterio and Doc Oc.

Doc Oc.

Rhyno.

(does hilarious rhino motion from Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back) Yeah, Rhyno.

"What are you talking 'bout, rhinos?"

Rhyno and, what was that fucking scorpion? The Scorpion.

Fucking jesus...

	more tangent

But, so many shitty previews, just... they were all, they were all bad...

I dunno man, that one about the guy who has the watch that slows things down-

Clockstoppers? Let's go, baby!

Nickleodeon's never made a bad movie.

	Jay notices the recorder

JAY	Oh yeah, you do that for your movie reviews.

Yeah. We don't go to many movies these days, but when we do...

You see, we do it for the fan.

One fan.

Singular.

The, uh, chick who signed the guestbook four times.

Oh yeah! Give a shout out to that chick who signed our guestbook. Meg- Marg. I think her name is.

Yo Marg, whatup.

Yeah, how's that going for ya..?

	driving home

So Dan came up with an excellent plan for when Episode II: Attack of the Clones comes out. And I'm not even a drinkin' man, and I think we gotta do this.

I like where this is going.

Basically, long story short, we gotta get drunk before we go see that fucking stupid movie. Attack of the Clones, bring it on!