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Ray's like, "She's such a retard," and I look at her and I go "My god, she does look like she has downsyndrome..." And then we both just died laughing. And it was just that scene where Peter's trying to tell her how much he cares about her, and like, her mouth when it's, like, closed, she looks normal-
Auuuugh!
When she's got her mouth open a lot, she looks normal. When she's got her mouth closed, she looks normal. She smiles, she looks normal. When she's trying to do that "understanding look" it's like, "UUUUUUUUUEGH!"
I bet you when she gives a blowjob in real life the guy's thinking "Don't look down, don't look down... You'll see the retard..."
Slobbering... That ruled too 'cause that part was all quiet and serious and you guys were just cracking up, people were like, turning around to look, like "What the fuck's the matter with these guys?"
I have no idea, like, those two major conversations that Peter has with MJ...fuck...
Totally obliterated! That was like four or five minutes straight. Just, cracking up. And I didn't even think it was that funny, just looking at you guys, totally set me off.
I'd start to get over it and then I'd look over at Ray and just die again. And then Ray would stop-
And then her big face would come on the screen!
And then we'd start all over again.
After everything started to calm down I look up, and I'm still snickering a bit, and Ray's still snickering, and you're still going, and the fucking girl dead ahead of us turns around, and I fucking lost it again!
[But] I'd rather see it now with autistic girl and stupid boy then ten years ago with like, who knows, like, Joey Lawrence. Whoah!

One more thing to add.

Mary Jane and Spider Man have children: Retarded...
...eight-legged children.

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