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Holy fuck dude, if they make another one it's gonna be so awesome.

Man, that was awesome.

I know, that was really way better than I expected.

It was a shitload better than I thought it would be.

For the first like half hour, I thought they were a little heavy on, you know, the big shocks and the big loud music, but it kinda calmed down after that. It was just, man, yeah, like, that was a class act all the way.

That was the best movie I've seen in a long fucking time!

I agree with Matt.

Best zombie movie since 1985, motherfuckers...

I quite liked at the very end, just "The Dead Walk!" classic scene from-

The way, I remember from another review, the way I saw it I figured Matt would be happy because even if the movie sucked, there was some titty.

There was! A little bit of nipple-

Not even five minutes in!

That ruled.

'Specially if you're a connoisseur of the games, "He's infected. Put him in the Nemesis program." I'm like yeah!

Hardcore!

Wicked.

But I mean all in all, perfect teeth, nice smell, a class act all the way.

That was awesome too how you think at the end, "Ah man, the corporation fucked it all up, that was all for nothing," and then the whole fucking Raccoon City's just fucking gone!

Enter Resident Evil 2.

Yeah, or 3, more.

No no, Resident Evil 2. Remember, Leon shows up-

Oh, it starts, at the beginning, you're right, outside...

Number 2 takes place within number 3. I figure (the movie) happened during that whole S.T.A.R.S. incident, I think it fits in right before the first game...

They never said they were S.T.A.R.S...

Well no, S.T.A.R.S. were police, they weren't, they didn't work for Umbrella.

They went into a different mansion and then they had the whole outbreak thing.

That's nice how they explained the mansion, too, how it's just like the auxiliary place, they managed to work it in a bit.

So what'd you think of it, Mark?

Not enough zombies.

Yeah, that's a very nice opinion...

Mark, you're a fucking faggot...

Yes.

There were fucking zombies everywhere...

I was kinda hoping that, you know, they'd cheese it up a little, zombies go, "Excuse me, mind if I nibble on your ear?"

That is gay.

The cake-head from Return of the Living Dead, yaaaarrrr... "Send more police." You know what song they needed to put in it, though? Do You Wanna Partay!?

When she came out of the water and stuff, that's what I was thinking.

Although I'm kinda surprised, there wasn't as much gore as I expected, when people are getting you know the classic being ripped apart by zombies scenes you're supposed to have your intestines coming out and stuff.

Like, the guy in the mall, one of the bikers (from Dawn of the Dead), the zombie actually rips into him, opens him up, they're pulling stuff out...

The ribcage should open like a rusty drawbridge!

"Choke on 'em! Choke on 'em!"

Day of the Dead.

Day. When they rip the commander in half and drag him down the hall, drag his legs away.

Bub was awesome.

Bub fucking ruled. Any zombie who can use a gun, I'm sorry, rules.

My personal favorite is Redneck Zombies.

Redneck rules!

Dawn's still my favorite. But yeah, Dawn-

Which one was Dawn?

Zombie Rednecks and this one are the top three, for sure.

The one in the mall.

Oh yeah, I love that one.

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But Mark, it is true that you are whipped, is that not true?

No.

I like how it actually took awhile for the whole thing to kick in.

Yeah, and it was nice how at first it was the defenses, then they destroyed the defenses and they had this whole other barrel of monkeys. And that's kind of a nice duality too how the zombies, they don't really got nothing against you, they just want to kill you. The computer ain't got nothing against you, it just can't let you out.

I thought the guy who got pushed back in the elevator should indeed have gotten ripped to shreds a hell of a lot more, but just the hoard. Just "Ah, that wasn't so hard aaaah!

I agree with Matt.

And nobody was like the comedy relief guy, saying dumb shit, that was a nice change.

"Those zombies, they're bad-ass, boys, they'll nibble on your bum."

"Oh, a zombie took a bite out of me..."

"And it's very silly looking." Calling like Umbrella doctors. "Ooh, what is he doing, does he use knives to cut the little tentacle things?"

"Is he burning them up?"

"Ooh, that'd seal me up real good!"

"A zombie bit me and I got a bit of a rash, got some ointment I can maybe put on that?"

"I was rolling around with these big pink zombies, do you think that would cause it?"

"And the zombies, they were very mean to me. They pushed me down the stairs and my shoes came off."

"I was wondering if maybe I could sue you."

"Sue Umbrella, sue everybody."

"We're going to have to fight our way out..."