I'm looking. Mark, Mark, I'm looking, what am I supposed to do, I can't stop looking...
We could throw something at him.
Do you have anything to throw? That's what I thought, that's what I thought.
You've got plenty of things to throw, you've got a watch, shoes...
After the movie
What in the fuck happened at the end is the question here.
...what I figure is they let Thade live, he goes back and gets that ship that's in the pond, and then manages to fix it, figure out how to fly it, he goes out himself and goes back...
Into the storm and lands on earth and makes the ape world.
But even still, that's pretty dodgy.
It definitely hurts the twist ending when it doesn't make sense.
'Cause like the first one, you don't even have to explain anything-
You understand: Oh fuck, they blew it up! Damn you!
Damn you all to hell!
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That was a pretty stupid ending.
That was pretty nice though... you can't even really compare it to the first one 'cause it's really different. But the ape effects and stuff were sweet.
That was a weird love triangle they tried to throw in there.
Supposedly there was supposed to be a scene where Marky Mark gets down with the monkey. I wish they'd kept that in, that woulda been cool.
What's the rating of the movie?
Uh, PG-13.
PG-13, so that's probably why they took it out.
Obviously.
Man, as far as apes go, she's kinda cute!
I had no problems with it all the way through, fucking rocking, the little kid running out and fucking up, I was like ah, whatever-
Man though, when that fucking general busted up his gun I'd be like "You're not coming with us, you ass". Fucking, man...
I needed that, I really, really needed that!
You know, I managed to suspend disbelief that the ship still works, but the fact that the monkeys got up after they fucking took that afterburner in the face?
That was nice when the raining bodies, corpses...
We get a little bit off topic for awhile
So there were some minor holes, up until the ending when it just kinda goes CRASH!
I thought that the twist ending was the fact that they were all born outta Marky Mark.
I dunno, maybe someone'll put up on the internet some hypothesis about the end...
I was thinking what'd be cooler is if he went back in time and since he went back none of that woulda happened, so he knew he was gonna kill all those people basically...
But he did it anyway.
Yeah, that woulda been cooler.
'Cause that's what I thought, I was like if he goes back to when he left, none of this'll happen and they all cease to exist.
Sorry guys, but, eh!
I gotsta do what I gotsta do!
Yeah like that's what they shoulda done.
Yeah.
Definitely.
A little later
You what also they should have done? Like, "Greetings, earth humans!"
"What planet are you guys from?"
"Earth."
It'd be awesome if he landed, you know, when he's in the cage: "Whoah, whoah, wait a second, I saw this movie, Charlton Heston, Planet of the Apes, 1968, I know what to do. Hey watch this, I can talk!"
"All humans can talk."
"Ooh..."
That woulda ruled!
And I mean, for the one time they mention the forbidden area, would it have killed them to say Forbidden Zone?
"You mean the forbidden area?"
"No, you fuck! The Forbidden Zone!"
They woulda been going by the horses: "There's a firewall."
"Oh yeah."
"Maps and legends mark those, so watch out."
Scarecrows and shit.
And man, as usual, fat bitch sitting beside me, every little thing that happened was funny. Like, you know, the ship comes down at the end, haha! Nothing funny about that! It was unbelievable, like, jesus.
In Matt's car on the ride home
D'you ever hear mom's story about the monkey?
No.
Oh fuck, she used to babysit this person that lived next to them in Campobello, and they had a monkey. And fucking, she was sitting there eating dinner with them one night before they went out and there was a bookshelf all along one side of the dining room. Monkey comes into the room, climbs up the bookshelf, looks at them, beats off, throws his fucking cum on the table and starts screaming. I would kick the shit out of that monkey! That's fucking sick!
Monkey's gotta learn some manners!
Your mom's like, "The monkey's beating off on me again."
"Yeah, he'll do that sometimes."
Even if they couldn't do like an ape makeout scene, she should have at least jerked Marky Mark off. He'd just be like, I don't know if I like this or not but I ain't gonna stop it...
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