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I did like evil Pickard, I thought he was pretty cool. It was a nice concept.

And I was very, very glad that he didn't go "You know what, you're right! I'm not gonna blow up the earth!"

That's true, I mean after you've been tortured your whole life you don't recant on your deathbed.

I mean he thought about it, but he didn't think about it long.

Wait a minute, I didn't get it. They went to the meeting even though internal affairs knew about it?

	Time Warp

Definitely though, Pickard has got that classic being-able-to-age-gracefully.

I remember hearing one guy in like the theatre saying "Pickard does not age! What's up with that?"

He looks younger than Riker now.

Yeah, Riker's getting the gray.

And you look at like, Beverly Crusher and you're just like "Ooh, she ain't hot no more." Then you look at Pickard and you're like "Eh."

"I could see doing him, yeah."

	In the car w/ loud amounts of engine noise

Those two big fat fucks who sat at the end of the row, though, prove that you don't just get nice friendly Star Trek nerds at Star Trek movies.

Yeah, fuck, what's the story with that?

Well, the story with that goes: These two fat fucks show up, they go to sit down I'm like "These two are taken." My jacket was in one, the big fat fuck sits down in the other one. I'm like, "Uh, those are taken." He's like "Oh. Well, I don't see anything in 'em, so I'm gonna have a seat." So I said "Oh, you're gonna be a dick about it? Well that's just fantastic, seems to be working out well for you so far fat-ass." So he's like, "Seems pretty good for you." I'm like, "Whoah, that's a good one." And then fucking nothing else was said and then the guy in front of us, when they told him to move down, fucking, ah... He asked the person by the seat he was moving to "Is anyone sitting here?" They're like "Yeah" so he's like "Okay I'll sit here." I'm like "Now did you see that? What a nice guy! He asked, 'is anyone sitting here?' They said yes, he sat somewhere else. Very polite, very simple, not difficult." He's like "Why don't you shut the fuck up, put another nail in your face?"

Yeah yeah, I heard that.

And I noticed Cody was pushing me away.

I just didn't want to be in the middle of a fucking flurry of blows! I don't need that, man, fuck! I'm going to see a Star Trek movie!

'A flurry of blows' would have been me taking a cheap shot and then jumping the fucking two rows in front of us and out the fucking door.

Matt! Backup, right here. Guns, like, ready to unload. You ever need backup at a Star Wars, Star Trek, Star Wars, whatever. Any movie.

Can you imagine a brawl opening night at Star Trek? Now there's headlines.

It just breaks out, the whole fucking theatre going nuts, ripping the place apart.

Oh yeah, man! Spock ears and fucking tribbles going everywhere, man...