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Man, I bet you most of the people in that theatre didn't think half that shit was funny 'cept for us.

They must have been thinking "Man, those kids are liking this movie way too much."

Man just, "Oh my god, is there a skunk in that woman's hair? Sorry, that's just messed up!"

"You know my mom's dead!"

That fucking skunk line, "Man, that's just messed up", man, I was dying. Even like five minutes after it happened I was...

Yeah, you remember, 'cause I whispered it like ten seconds later and fucking got like, it was even better-

"You know who's funny? Bill Cosby!" That movie kicked ass.

Man, how could fucking Ebert fucking give that two thumbs down? That was a sweet ass film!

It had some pretty long stretches where nothing much was going on, but the good lines were fucking quality.

"Josie and Pussycats is the best movie ever! Join the army!"

I mean, that was just... and then Josie's green shirt, man.

Yeah man, that was nice!

That was a lot better than I expected.

Yeah man, that was a fucking sweet ass film, we definitely have to see that again.

And the music really wasn't that bad either.

I actually thought the soundtrack was pretty sweet.

	In Matt's car

...the people in the back, you know, every once in a while they'd kinda laugh at something, but man we were just like Yah! Freakin' out!

I know! There were a few parts we couldn't fucking help it, it was just insane.

"So you wanna be a rock superstar? Live large? Big house? Five cars?"

I was like "Yes! Cypress!"

Ah, shit... "Attention!"

"The time has come!"

Ah, fuck...

And then fuck man, "Wyatt told me it was cancelled!" "That dick!"

Oh, fuckin' shit...

Nine thumbs up boys, that's all I have to say.

But I can understand how most people wouldn't find that terribly funny...

Fuck man...

I dunno if they just made the movie like: "Man, there's gonna be like three guys in Fredericton, they're gonna fucking love this line."

"But other than that, everyone else is gonna hate it. But those fucking three guys in Fredericton!"

"Josie and the Pussycats is the best band in the world! They're totally jerkin'!"

"I love you!" "Damn..."

That guy is really bummed...

Fucking heartbroken.

Right in the front row, too!

I wish someone was bootlegging the movie so we could watch it, see us freakin' out.

I mean, I was literally facing possible hand-bruisage from just banging the chairs, like man... I think actually the extended periods of somewhat lameness actually helped, 'cause then when these lines that were just so good is was like "Man, I can't believe this lame movie had a line that good". Definitely makes up for the fact that you had to state twice in clear tones that you wanted to go, get a ticket to Josie and the Pussycats.

It's all worth it.

Harding got out scott free though, he just goes "I'll have the same thing as them."

That's fucking sweet, I planned that one from the start. Weeks.

	On our way into the Harding household

That'd be the best way to review that movie: We had way more fun than we were supposed to have.

We had way more fun than any normal human being could have possibly had.