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Still think, it didn't bother me as much the 2nd time but I really think nobody seemed like they were real, everyone's dialogue was just so... crappy.

If nobody had spoken in the whole movie it would have been fucking awesome.

Yoda was like the best guy and he wasn't even real!

Yoda rocked!

Well like, I used to play the fucking West End Games fucking Star Wars rpg, and Yoda was supposedly like the craziest saber fighter. And I'm like fuck, whatever! I've seen Yoda in the movies and shit, Yoda can't do fuck! Whatever!

Yoda and Maul! Fucking awesome!

Yoda woulda destroyed Maul in like ten seconds. Maul didn't know how to do any force power, no shit like that...

If it was just straight saber on saber.

Yoda woulda fucked him up, he woulda fucking jumped like this, cut that fucking two-handed light saber in fucking half, sliced him right through, I mean... ooh, he was awesome!

I had to piss like 8 times, it was fucking gay.

That was like, I held my urine in so long, and Anakin and what's her face start getting into the love, then I see the leather corset and I'm like, oh, I'll wait a little bit...

As soon though as that Jango fight started I looked straight at the door, I'm like oh fuck, I fucked him!

I came back in and I saw it: "You sold me out!!"

I felt totally bad-

MENDOZA!!

But yeah, that was definitely a cool film, though. it made up for the last one.

Yeah, I was impressed. Not bad at all. Not as much cheese as I expected but fuck, we're gonna have to start calling Anakin Kirk. Overact much. Or, "R2, what are you doing?"

"R2, you're such a little uncle fucka!"

But like, no, like, serious, Darth Maul in the first movie was the shit. Doku did not stand up to Maul.

I thought for sure, way better, way more impressive. Ten times more. I thought Maul sucked. Glued on horns on his fucking make-up face, what the fuck is that? What the hell was that? Tattoos or what?

Actually, if you wanna get technical it's Sithalchemy.

Ah, Sithalchemy.

What?

'Cause see, his race isn't like that. The Sith do that. They've got all these weird rituals that can make you grow horns and weird-

Oh, do you got the Sith book?

I got the Darkside Force book-

You fucker! I wanna read that!