CHRIS!	DOWNLOAD THE MP3!	KEITH!

	we bump into chris z

Going through, like halfway through I'm like now they gotta be setting this up, no movie could be like this-

Without a big payoff. Like the last twenty minutes were alright, but the two hours before that, holy christ.

Yeah, the funny thing is that critics loved it.

Yeah, I know, that's why we went to see it, we're like ah, it's gotta be pretty cool and just, just death...

	eating fries

I really don't get it, how that movie got all that, you know, acclaim and stuff, I was reading about how it started off slow, nobody really cared, no one went to see it, and then you know, people watched it, and realized it was cool and it spread. But it wasn't cool. It sucked.

I didn't really picture it to be outstanding but I just basically pictured it's worth seeing, we're not doing anything...

And it'd be one thing if I was just one of those guys who only went to action movies and like, Independence Day, you know? Mummy II! I can respect a good film and that was not a good film.

'Cause we liked American Beauty, we're cultured.

Yeah, exactly, yeah. I mean, it had tits in it, how could we not like it?

	in the car

So yeah, we gotta warn the people not to go to In The Bedroom, 'cause as Chris just said, Requiem for a Dream which we all know was a piece of shit was better than that movie.

I think-

	chris starts to defend Requiem, but Keith edited it from the review

And in the big dramatic scene where the guy tells his wife that you're too controlling, like where did that come from? There's no evidence of that!

Yeah, I'm like I didn't really find any of that, 'cause usually when I wait, like, I always find that when characters should be yelled at like that...

Usually it's a nice moment, you're like yeah! You finally got yours, bitch!

Because when Liam was yelling at Elizabeth I was in hysterics. Like, yeah! That's what I'm talking about, that's what everyone who reads, all... nine of us, that's what we were all thinking!

But it's almost just like they're just rolling a dice, okay 1 to 3 we'll kill the kid, you know, 4-6 we won't. It just doesn't seem like it really had a purpose. Just kinda happened. So everyone could be fucking depressed for six hours. It's like, man! It's one thing when you've got a depressing movie and you get depressed and you're like oh, man, like Grave of the Fireflies or something, but that one I was just watching all these depressed people and I was only bored, I was not feeling it. Good thing there's Buffy and wrestling on tonight to counterbalance everything.

Oh yeah, there's Buffy on! See, it's not so bad! Holy crap. Jesus, did you notice that?

What?

I really didn't slow down for that red light. It turned green just as I was going through, because I noticed this change by accident, I'm like fuck, that was red? Sweet fuck!

We'll just clip this part out...

Don't film this!