The Cast: Mark! "If you see those guys, kick 'em in the balls!" Chris! "You are hearing me talk." Keith! "Where you going, baby? Gonna get some corpses?" Lars! "No fucking deal." Dan! "Jeeeeesus Fucking Christ..." Matt! "Dude! Those guys are freaks!" Jay! "Hey, you like porno?" Brad! "Don't hate me because I'm beautiful. Hate me because I'm better than you at almost everything that makes you special." Kenneth! "There's a car coming, yo!"

Jump to a specific movie: Autumn In New York Adventures of Joe Dirt Charlie's Angels Chicken Run Coyote Ugly Dude, Where's My Car? Final Destination Freddy Got Fingered Ginger Snaps Gone In 60 Seconds In Crowd, The Loser Me, Myself and Irene Mission: Impossible II The Mummy Returns Patriot, The Road Trip Scary Movie Shaft Shanghai Noon Snatch Traffic Tomb Raider X-Men Tomb Raider with Chris, Mark, Keith and Peck When We Saw It:  What We Paid:   June 24/01  $6.50 a head What We Thought: Tomb Raider.mp3 (628k, 1:46) Read the transcript! Notes: First appearance of our friend Matt Peck, hereby known as "Peck" to promote confusion. Ginger Snaps with Kenneth, Matt, Mark, Chris, Keith and Neil cameo When We Saw It:  What We Paid:   May 17/01  4 free passes $6.50 (x2) What We Thought: Ginger.mp3 (1.08M, 3:08) Read the transcript! Notes: This review includes our good friend Kenneth, who moved away mere days after the review. We wish him good luck with those big, pink pigs. At hey, at least you got to go out on a good movie. The Mummy Returns with Chris, Keith, Mark and Matt When We Saw It:  What We Paid:   Whenever it came out  $9.50? $6.50? I dunno. What We Thought: Mummy2.mp3 (540k, 1:31) Read the transcript! Highlights: -We mostly talk about Jurassic Park. Freddy Got Fingered with Matt and Keith When We Saw It:  What We Paid:   May 05/01  $9.50 a head What We Thought: Freddy.mp3 (381k, 1:04) Read the transcript! Notes: The review's kind of rambling, but take our word for it - despite the horrific commercials, it was a really good movie The Adventures of Joe Dirt with Keith, Mark and Matt When We Saw It:  What We Paid:   April 25/01  $6.25 a head What We Thought: Joe Dirt.mp3 (364k, 1:01) Read the transcript! Notes: The actual review of the movie lasts just over seven seconds Traffic with Keith, Mark and Matt When We Saw It:  What We Paid:   Feb something/01  $6.25 a head What We Thought: Traffic.mp3 (368k, 1:02) Read the transcript! Highlights: -Short, unlike the movie, and Mark shows Topher some love Snatch with Keith, Mark, Matt and Chris When We Saw It:  What We Paid:   January 23/01  $6.25 a head What We Thought: Snatch.mp3 (876k, 2:29) Read the transcript! Highlights: -We mostly talk about the movie for once Dude, Where's My Car? with Chris, Mark, Matt and Keith When We Saw It:  What We Paid:   End of December  $6.25 a head What We Thought: Dude.mp3 (1.03M, 3:00) Read the transcript! Highlights: -A great big convoy -Spontaneous Fight Club re-enactment -Burn of Dracula 2000 Charlie's Angels with Keith, Matt, Mark and Chris When We Saw It:  What We Paid:   November... I think  $6.25 a head What We Thought: Charlie.mp3 (1.46M, 4:15) Read the transcript! See if you can find the references to the following things: The Simpsons Adam Sandler GWAR The Quake movie "Apartment Huntin'" The Insane Clown Posse Coyote Ugly with Chris, Keith, Mark and Matt When We Saw It:  What We Paid:   Beats me. Awhile ago.  3$ a head What We Thought: CoyoteUgly.mp3 (1.00M, 2:55) Read the transcript! Highlights: -Reference to the Elwood song "Bush", some Busta Rhymes and of course, a little Simpsons. Notes: -The theatre we always went to closed, so this marked the end of regular updates for It's A Movie. Loser with Matt and Keith's Uncalled For Adventure with Matt, Keith, Mark and Chris When We Saw It:  What We Paid:   October 18, 2000  3$ a head What We Thought: Loser.mp3 (977k, 2:46) Read the transcript! Highlights: -For the sake of cruel comedy, Matt and Keith left Mark and Chris in the rain at the theatre. Read the transcript for further details. Scary Movie with Keith, Mark, Dan and Matt When We Saw It:  What We Paid:   October 15, 2000  3$ a head What We Thought: ScaryMovie.mp3 (596k, 1:41) Read the transcript! Notes: -Pretty goddamn short Chicken Run with Chris, Mark, Matt and Keith When We Saw It:  What We Paid:   October 11, 2000  3$ a head What We Thought: ChickenRun.mp3 (1.04M, 3:01) Read the transcript! Notes: -Large portions of this review will make absolutely no sense unless you've heard the skits from the De La Soul album De La Soul Is Dead and seen Mr. Show episode #102, "What To Think". Highlights: -The parts where we rip off De La Soul and Mr. Show. -Col. Redcock, who is regretably not an actual character in the film. Gone In 60 Seconds with Matt, Lars, Dan and Keith When We Saw It:  What We Paid:   October 04, 2000  3$ a head What We Thought: GoneIn60Seconds.mp3 (801k, 3:24) Read the transcript! Highlights: -Matt explains exactly what constitutes "tit" in a movie -Our best spontaneous burst of song yet Autumn In New York with Dan and Keith The Two Bravest Souls In All Of Crackton When We Saw It:  What We Paid:   September 27, 2000  3$ a head What We Thought: AutumnBullshit.mp3 (482k, 2:02) Read the transcript! Notes: -We walked out after withstanding horrific torture for an amazing 1 hour and 20 minutes. Don't cry for us, we're already dead... -The sound quality is a little worse than usual (!) – there was a lot of traffic on the way home. The Patriot with Lars, Dan, Keith and Chris When We Saw It:  What We Paid:   September 26, 2000  3$ a head What We Thought: The Patriot.mp3 (1.27M, 3:43) Read the transcript! Notes: -It's hell being Mel Highlights: -Brilliant Star Wars comparison by Lars -Men who are more attractive than women -And a little ICP for all the ladies Shaft with Keith, Chris, Matt, Mark and Lars When We Saw It:  What We Paid:   September 19, 2000  3$ a head What We Thought: Shaft.mp3 (959k, 2:43) Read the transcript! Notes: -This is the 2nd viewing for all, payed for by the generous birthday gift of 60$ in Movie Money from Keith's parents. They also kindly refrained from kicking him out of their house. Highlights: -FLIPMODE!!! -Chris busts out some old skool MC Face -Extensive quoting from Jeff K's front page Mission: Impossible II with Matt, Keith, Chris, and Mark When We Saw It:  What We Paid:   September 12, 2000  3$ a head What We Thought: Mission Impossible 2.mp3 (1.00M, 2:54) Read the transcript! Notes: -Not really much to say about this flick. We went expecting an action movie and we got... an action movie Highlights: -Rudimentary groundwork for a "Simpsons Language" is laid down X-Men Review 1 with Dan, Brad and Keith Review 2 with Chris, Jay, Matt, Mark and Keith When We Saw It:  What We Paid:   September 03+05, 2000  3$ a head What We Thought: X-Men (Review 1).mp3 (751k, 2:07) Read the transcript! X-Men (Review 2).mp3 (952k, 2:42) Read the transcript! Notes: -Review 2 is uncharacteristically low-key for us, principally due to the fact that most of us had seen X-Men before, and it was pretty fucking chilly outside. Highlights: -Dan (review 1) fucking hated it. Imagine his review spanning an entire 40 minute walk home. It was brutal. -Extremely obscure Jeff K reference at the end of review 2 -And a little kid walks into a door Me, Myself & Irene with Keith, Matt, Chris, Mark and Jay When We Saw It:  What We Paid:   August 30, 2000  3$ a head What We Thought: Me Myself and Irene.mp3 (1.48M, 4:19) Read the transcript! Highlights: -Lots of motherfucking swearing (according to Erik, there are 47 "fucks") -A little classic Bloodhound Gang acapella -And some old skool Tom Green to finish things off Fun Facts: -We actually edited swearing out of this review. Lots of it THE IN CROWD with Matt, Keith, Chris, Jay, Mark and Brad When We Saw It:  What We Paid:   August 22, 2000  3$ a head What We Thought: The In Crowd.mp3 (1.33M, 3:53) Read the transcript! Highlights: -Severe burning of Brad -Spontaneous singing of Prof. Plutonium song FINAL DESTINATION with Lars, Matt, Chris, Mark, Keith, Jay and Dan When We Saw It:  What We Paid:   August 15, 2000  3$ a head What We Thought: Final Destination.mp3 (1.82M, 5:17) Read the transcript! Highlights: -Gratuitous mocking of the French -Realization that we're desensitized to violence SHANGHAI NOON with Matt, Mark, Chris, Keith and Jay When We Saw It:  What We Paid:   August 08, 2000  3$ a head What We Thought: Shanghai Noon.mp3 (1.51M, 4:25) Read the transcript! Notes: -Dan didn't see the movie, but showed up to meet us after the show Highlights: -Mark injures himself closing the door of Matt's car -Matt laments the fact that they always kick him out of McDonald's Playland ROAD TRIP with Chris, Mark, Lars and Keith When We Saw It:  What We Paid:   August 02, 2000  3$ a head What We Thought: Road Trip.mp3 (0.99M, 2:51) Read the transcript! Notes: -This recording is of particularly low quality, as it was made with our old voice recorder -This is K+C+Mk's second viewing, justified by the fact that they found $20 worth of Movie Money in K's porch Highlights: -Mark and Chris make an obscure Penny-Arcade reference -We notice that Log Home video has a new sign for their porn movies -Sudden rant by Lars about how there was too much cock in Scary Movie TO THE NEW SITE!